Thursday, August 24, 2006
Tried to study for the Environmental Systems and Processes test but end up sleeping in front of the
computer laptop. Thus, I
panicked was calm when my most trustworthy alarm clocks woke me up at nine. Why I said my alarm clock are trustworthy? It is because they are living things. Why I put them as pural? It is because they are my parents.
I can feel the stress coming in as I am less than an hour away to my first ever test in my polytechnic life. I quickly woke up and start to pack my things into my bag and went to bathe! Or should I say I took my own sweet time to do everything? After having a refreshing bathe, my head felt more awake and
empty. My dad sent me to school so I make full use of the free time I had inside the car and take out my iPod shuffle, stuff the ear plug into my both ear and listen and sway to the melodious music inside the mass storage device. Upon reaching the school compound, I began to pick up my speed and steps by steps, I am getting nearer to the place where I am going to meet my doom.
After waiting nervously outside for about ten minutes, our dear Environmental Systems and Processes lecturer, Madam Sitit Habibah, kindly invite us into the studio where I can meet and interact with death. Once the test commences, I turned the paper, only to find that it is geography. Or should I say that all along, I know that it is geography? And to my utmost disappointment suprise, I can actually answer most of the questions and I didnt study or prepare. Actually, I did studied, for one lecture or less.
Joke of the day:
The organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was in charge. Each organ took a turn to speak up:
Brain: "I should be in charge because I run all body functions."
Blood:"I should be in charge because I circulate oxygen for the brain."
Stomach:"I should be in charge because I process food to the brain."
Legs:"I should be in charge because I take the brain where it wants to go."
Eyes:"I should be in charge because I let the brain see where it's going."
Asshole:"I should be in charge because I get rid of your waste."
All the other parts laughed so hard and this made the asshole very mad. To prove his point, the asshole immediately slammed tightly closed and stayed that way for 6 days, refusing to rid the body of any waste whatsoever.
Day 1 - Brain got a terrible headache and cried out for relief.
Day 2 - Stomach got bloated and began to ache terribly.
Day 3 - Legs got cramps and became unstable.
Day 4 - Eyes became watery and vision became blurred.
Day 5 - Blood became toxic and poisoned the body.
Day 6 -The other organs agreed to let the asshole be in charge.
MORAL OF THE STORY: NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, OR HOW IMPORTANT YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOU WILL FIND THAT IT IS ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE THAT IS IN CHARGE.
fuck you x=
8/24/2006 03:44:00 AM
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